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Post by MNS on Jun 8, 2003 10:06:32 GMT -5
MNS casually (without raising the proverbial eyebrow)steps into he lemonand lime light and says 'hark ye three quarrelsome personages ,venerable and adroit, i fear that thy confabulations and exhortations are misconstrued and will devour all of you with with an endless maze of trickery and deceit ,let TLW choose which one of you to be with and cease thy covetous ways for thy souls sake' to this they all agreed ,placing TLW in the centre of the circle that they sat in, jadedsage resumed her lotus position to listen to MNS 's instruction 'Now my fair friends ,close your eyes and think of all the reasons why TLW will be drawn to you ..ponder deep ...your apt reward awaits thee..' ...and while the threestooges were dwelling on these words of sagacious chicanery, Mns legged it with TLW in his arms double quick sharpish into the distance, unseen by his victims, giggling out loud as he could hear their angry (and oh my giddy aunt how did we fall for that sort of angry )voices in the retreating distance
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Post by MNS on Jun 8, 2003 10:30:43 GMT -5
somewhere... deep below the earth... in a very warm place where a huge furnace is furnacing..aheeerrm 'hey!festus'( ) 'vell av yoos gort ze vings i arsed vor?' 'yes and they cost a blooming arm and both my legs !!' 'vell! vot yoos arsed vor is to be kept very top seegret ,und dat iz vury expensiv to doo,plus ze smelting und ze moulding of ze counterfeet items..' 'ok! ok! now heres Tlw, make as many copies as you can ' 'yoo may vont to vait outside in ze guest quarders i may take a vile' 'festus! you have just got out after doing all that bird for that fire thing up on the rock ! remember !. im here till the jobs done and you dont leave my sight for one second (or any other lesser variation on a time .dimension theme)and on more thing ' 'und vot is..' 'stop speaking like a transilvanian chat show host!! you,re from a small town near london and we are in your grans old smelly air shelter that was never bombed during the whole of the world war and your dad has done up to hide from your mum! so get on with it'
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Post by MNS on Jun 8, 2003 10:35:11 GMT -5
$$$$$$$$$$$ CONGRATULATIONS$$$$$$$$$$$$$ you have just been selected to receive THE LAST WORD yes you ..ok now that you have got your breath back just send £1000 pounds sterling and in return you will receive THE LAST WORD in the next 7 days
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Post by SummerBoi on Jun 16, 2003 12:26:40 GMT -5
*To everyones unknowingness Summerboi comes back form vacation and takes with him all the words and goes to the indian reservation (back to his people) and casts a protection of sacred animals around the words..... heheheeh*
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Post by MNS on Jun 16, 2003 19:00:34 GMT -5
watches summerboi run off into the distance with his now green glowing hands which has rubbed off from tlw fake he had swapped earlier heehee
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Post by Sidhe Ravenwitch on Jun 25, 2003 11:21:46 GMT -5
Hah, my isp may be down but im not. Takes the real last word and disappears behind stacks of books at thelibrary.
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Post by MNS on Jun 26, 2003 18:59:56 GMT -5
muhahahahahahha laughs mns as he watches her whilsthanging from the chandeliers(chandeliers? what a library me dear ) hiding behind her books on red herrings polishing her FAKE last word and then puts her out of her misery by pressing the remote ignition switch hidden ih the fake last wordshowering her with pea soup...bon appetite
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Post by sistergoldenhair on Aug 29, 2003 23:59:51 GMT -5
the last word?
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Post by MNS on Sept 8, 2003 13:07:05 GMT -5
'excuse me sir may i see your passport' tlw 'of course ' 'thankyou ...enjoy you stay sir' tlw 'thankyou im sure i will, ta ta '
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Post by sistergoldenhair on Feb 17, 2004 5:58:27 GMT -5
*sits with the last word on the beach watching the sunset and drinking a pina colada*
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Post by sistergoldenhair on Feb 17, 2004 5:59:27 GMT -5
"If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape."
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Post by Sidhe Ravenwitch on Feb 21, 2004 23:47:23 GMT -5
ll trade ya the last word for a years worth of pina colada's!!!!
bb sidhe
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Post by sistergoldenhair on Feb 22, 2004 1:30:24 GMT -5
um... make it (virtual) hard raspberry iced tea and we've got a deal. either that or chocolate. love chocolate. lol! bb, sgh
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Post by jadedsage on Feb 24, 2004 22:53:58 GMT -5
strolls idley by and snatches the last word while SGH is busy ordering another drink. Runs around the nearest dune and heads for the water.
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Post by sistergoldenhair on Feb 26, 2004 11:24:46 GMT -5
gets her newest drink in a to go cup and chases valiantly after jadedsage.
"i'll get you my pretty!"
bb, sgh
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