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Post by jadedsage on Feb 9, 2004 22:11:14 GMT -5
Woman's Dictionary
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
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Post by sistergoldenhair on Feb 16, 2004 12:38:06 GMT -5
i like this one:
"I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV"
sgh
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