Post by sistergoldenhair on Feb 16, 2004 12:41:50 GMT -5
man walks into a bar. he orders a drink and starts to talk to the bartender who's the only other person there. the bartender hands him his drink and a bowl of nuts. he takes a sip of his drink. then, he hears, "hey, you're attractive." he looks around, sees no one but the bartender who was minding his own business. deciding to ignore it, he continues to sip his drink. then, he hears it again. "hey, you're really attractive." shocked, he looks around. there is still no one but the bartender there. so he asks the bartender, "hey, did you say something?" the bartender says, "no. that was the nuts talking. they're complimentary."